This euphoric passage from that piece, about overtaking a Porsche, is nearly as good a snippet of O’Rourke’s excessive model as any:
We got here by a 930 Turbo Porsche close to the Talladega exit. He was going about 90 once we handed him, and he gave us just a little little bit of a run, handed us at about 110, after which we handed him once more. He was as sport as anyone we got here throughout and was hanging proper on our tail at 120. Ah, however then — then we simply walked away from him. 5 seconds and he was nothing however a overturned-boat-shaped dot within the mirrors. I suppose he may have stored up, however driving a type of ass-engined Nazi slot vehicles should be a activity at round 225 % of the pace restrict. However not for us. I’ve bought extra vibration right here on my electrical typewriter than we had blasting into Birmingham that stunning morning in that stunning automobile on an attractive tour throughout this glorious nation from the towers of Manhattan to the bluffs of Topanga Canyon so quick we stuffed the appointment logs of optometrists’ places of work in 30 cities simply from folks getting their eyes checked for seeing streaks as a result of they’d watched us go by.
For a few years O’Rourke was Rolling Stone’s foreign-affairs desk chief. He was a detector of dichotomies, when he wasn’t camped out like Graham Greene in a resort bar. “Every American embassy comes with two everlasting options,” he wrote: “a large anti-American demonstration and a large line for American visas.”
Remembering P.J. O’Rourke (1947-2022)
The satirist, political commentator and best-selling writer died Feb. 15. He was 74.
O’Rourke’s conservatism wasn’t doctrinaire. Like H.L. Mencken, who influenced his writing, his bedrock loathing was for sanctimony. Liberals, to O’Rourke, have been pretentious bores who wish to “make us carry our groceries residence in our mouths.”
“By loudly denouncing all dangerous issues — warfare and starvation and date rape — liberals testify to their very own terrific goodness,” he wrote. He added: “It’s a form of pure aristocracy, and the beauty of this aristocracy is that you just don’t must be courageous, sensible, robust and even fortunate to affix it, you simply must be liberal.”
But he voted for Hillary Clinton. “She’s mistaken about completely every thing,” he stated, “however she’s mistaken inside regular parameters.” About Trump he stated, “This man simply can’t be president. They’ve bought this button, you recognize, within the briefcase. He’s going to search out it.”
He provoked the best in different methods. Accepting asylum seekers was in keeping with conservative ideas, he argued: “Aren’t we pro-life?” he requested. “Aren’t refugees life?”